girls go to the bathroom together because they have to perform hourly rituals to the dark lord satan. this is a fact
last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere
i wasn’t joking
hey if ur ever feelin shitty use this
Holy shit I’m trying not to cry.
i really needed this one tonight
This is so sweet! All my followers, and basically every other person, deserve this!
it works on mobile, too!!!!
(bawling) i real needed this thank you
actually just made me cry i didnt realize how much i needed this
Five of my favourite books of all time , John Green is a beautiful writer 💫
dont u hate it when its nine in the afternoon but ur eyes are just normal sized
I’ve seen this post three times on my dash and i still cant fucking figure out what it means is it like some secret code. are 22,000+ of you in a secret society????? what the fuck is going on?????
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